White Trash, or Awesome?

I understand that putting an above ground pool in your front yard is a bit white trash, but what’s the ruling on a kiddie pool in your living room? My instincts tell me that this also lands squarely on the white trash side of the line, but my kids are trying to convince me that it’s a good idea…and I’m starting to believe them. Is it possible that putting an inflatable kiddie pull in your living room is so far on the “white trash” side that it actually comes back around to the “awesome” side? Like dune buggies, Budweiser tall boys, and Dukes of Hazard reruns?

Think about this. If we keep the pool in our living room, I can sit in it, while drinking a Budweiser tall boy and watching Dukes of Hazard reruns. Nobody in their right mind would say that’s anything but awesome. I’m open to incorporating a dune buggy ride in there too, as long as it doesn’t ruin the rug.

 

6 thoughts on “White Trash, or Awesome?

  1. Pure awesome, just don’t forget the tarp or you’ll end up refinishing your floors… Wait, you’ve got toddlers. You’ll need to do that anyway…
    (Is it bad we don’t have kids and have considered this?)

  2. Don’t care if this is white trash. I’m going to Wal-Mart, buying whatever leftover pool from summer is on clearance, some tall boy Buds (or whatever is on clearance) and watching reality TV. Cuz what’s more white trash than the Dukes of Hazzard? Reality TV.

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