Because the soccer moms here have nose rings and “666” tattooed in their cleavage.
Sorry, I couldn’t get a photo without looking like a complete perv. That’s the trouble with boob tattoos: so alluring, but so hard to document.
Daddy Drinks
A stay at home dad just trying not to f#ck up
Daddy Drinks 
Oh my gosh! That’s… That’s something, alright… Not sure awesome would have been the word I would have gone with, but that’s the difference between SAHM’s and SAHD’s I guess. 😉
oh I really wish you could have gotten a picture, but the mental image might be horrifying enough! thanks for this laugh!!
ps – as a bitter infertile, I’m wondering if I need to get that tattoo and move to NC to finally get pregnant?!? 😉
But to them, it looks like “999”! 😉
No picture? WHAT? That’s the only reason I clicked on the post…. 😉
If you find that alluring, come on out here to Portland, OR where the soccer moms have their noses pierced, cleavage ink, AND breastfeed their 5 year olds openly (no booby blanket or other coverage) at the table in the middle of the brewpub! (Ok, I am exaggerating slightly, but only the age of the imaginary kid…sorta). We are famous for having the most strip clubs per capita in the US, but hell you don’t even have to do more than go out for a pizza to get an eyeful.