Reason why raising kids in Awesomeville, N.C. is, well, awesome: #1

Because the soccer moms here have nose rings and “666” tattooed in their cleavage.

Sorry, I couldn’t get a photo without looking like a complete perv. That’s the trouble with boob tattoos: so alluring, but so hard to document.

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6 thoughts on “Reason why raising kids in Awesomeville, N.C. is, well, awesome: #1

  1. If you find that alluring, come on out here to Portland, OR where the soccer moms have their noses pierced, cleavage ink, AND breastfeed their 5 year olds openly (no booby blanket or other coverage) at the table in the middle of the brewpub! (Ok, I am exaggerating slightly, but only the age of the imaginary kid…sorta). We are famous for having the most strip clubs per capita in the US, but hell you don’t even have to do more than go out for a pizza to get an eyeful.

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